"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen
reasons to date me
- no pressure to wear pants in my presence
- or any clothes at all really
- but it’s up to you
- u can be big spoon or little spoon
- totally your choice
- i’m always ready to make out
- also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it
- i’ll let you lick it though
- i mean the ice cream cone
- well not just the ice cream cone
The 3 main facets of my personality are:
- Making the people around me genuinely happy and truly enjoying it.
- Wanting to ruin the life of anyone who pisses me off and finding joy in seeing karma completely destroy their lives.
- Wanting to fuck everyone I find attractive.